Ok, so Washington is really cold and rainy. I mean, duh. You probably already knew that. I definitely already knew that. Shit, I used to live there. Sometimes you just have to be experiencing something firsthand to really understand that it sucks though.
I’ve sure been doing that a lot lately: purposely choosing to direct myself into situations which I know beforehand are going to be unpleasant. And then getting there, being like, “Man, this is really unpleasant. I wonder why I decided to do this.” It kinda feels like past Stephanie and future Stephanie are fighting with each other.
Maybe it’s more a response to this new kind of freedom I have. I have basically no responsibilities to anyone or anything. I finally feel like I can go anywhere and do anything I want. So why restrict myself to only doing things which are going to be comfortable?
– I’m free; I can do fuckin’ anything!
– Well, you can’t go into the Rocky Mountains in the middle of winter without a place to sleep inside. You’ll freeze.
– Oh yeah? Watch me! Ha!
– You’re an idiot. You’re going to get us both killed.
– Wheeee! I love doing stuff!
(This is an approximation of my internal dialogue (monologue? dialogue?) with myself).
My ridiculously over-inflated response to all the authority and control which I have (which we all have) experienced in life is that I won’t even let myself tell me what to do anymore. Even when she’s just trying to do what’s best for me.
I think I’m also kind of enjoying testing the limits of what I can handle. I think lots of people look at things like sleeping outside when it’s 12 degrees out and just say, “That’s crazy. I could never do that.” And so they don’t. Which is maybe the smart thing to do. But on the other hand, they will never know that actually they probably could do it. I like to believe that humans are better at survival than we give ourselves credit for.
So yeah, I spent like a month and a half in Utah, Wyoming and Colorado in the dead of winter, hitchhiking with no money and only a backpack full of possessions. And yeah, I slept outside in the cold a lot. And I was hungry a lot. And man, it was fucking cold. And fucking dark way too many hours of the day. And I drank whiskey a lot because it made me feel warmer and it made the dark part of the day go by faster.
But you know what? I’m still alive. I never even felt like I was in any danger of not being alive, really. (Well, ok. There was that one time. When we were stuck in the middle of absolutely nowhere in the mountains in Utah and it was about 10 degrees at 4pm and getting dark and getting colder fast and there were no cars at all on the road. I was slightly worried about freezing to death that night. But we ended up getting a ride from the only car that drove by and drinking whiskey in a hotel room in a town in Wyoming with my super awesome friend who happened to also be in that town in Wyoming for the night. So that was alright.) And more importantly, it was all actually pretty fucking fun. It sure beat having an office job.
And now I get to have the knowledge that I can survive being really cold. Knowing that I can take care of myself is probably my favorite feeling. Even in situations that lots of people whould never dream of putting themselves in. Especially in those kinds of situations.
But anyway. Maybe I’m sick of testing myself for the moment. Cause I was headed up to Seattle. To see how well I deal with squatting in weather that is always cold and rainy. I mean, it’s June, to be fair. So not the worst idea ever. But still, 50’s, maybe 60’s and rainy isn’t exactly the funnest weather to hang out outside all the time in (yes, I know that funnest isn’t a real word. shut up).
So I got up to Vancouver (Washington, like 10 miles north of Portland) from Portland with this boy and I swear it was at least 10 degrees colder and it was pouring fucking rain. And cigarettes were like twice as expensive and people were kinda shitty to us and standing on on-ramps is illegal. And after like 3 hours, we couldn’t remember why we wanted to go to Seattle. So fuck it. Now we are hitching back south. It’s not like I have to do uncomfortable shit. That’s just as bad as thinking I’m not allowed to do it.
But anyway. Seriously, anyway. I was totally trying to tell you a story. I’ve been trying to tell you a story this whole time. I think I might suck at telling stories. I get all sidetracked with like, describing how I see the world and analyzing myself. Ok, see? I’m doing it again already.
Ok. So. Washington is cold and rainy and has really expensive cigarettes (seriously, Camels were like $9 a pack. That’s just stupid). So we came back to Portland. Where it was immediately warmer and not raining and hitchhiking is totally legal and Camels cost like $4.30. And, within minutes of getting there, we had been offered a brand new tent to sleep in on the sidewalk in the middle of downtown and a free meal.
I think the official story of what was going on was that people were camping out to save spots to watch this parade which was happening the next day. But it had somehow gotten co-opted by homeless rights/camping rights-type people and turned into a bunch of homeless people drinking in tents on the sidewalk on Friday night. So we ended up drinking PBR’s and having a lot of sex on the sidewalk in downtown Portland, separated from rich bar-goers by one thin layer of fabric. I think I love Portland. I got to sleep naked on the sidewalk. How many cities can you do that in?
And then when I woke up in the morning and crawled out of the tent to spit, there was a family with a bunch of kids about 3 feet from my bed, all decked out with flags and lawn chairs and parade-watching gear. Awesome.
So there. That’s my story. Now I’m headed back south, with landing in the middle of Texas in July on my agenda. Let’s see how you do with 100+ degree weather, future Stephanie…